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I would like to give a congratulations to Shiroko, for winning her first duel.

I almost got so distracted by the fruit puns, that I nearly missed that you seem to still have that card.

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Fine fine, I'll stop.

Best Witches, 'roko.

... I'm going to ignore that, as your friend.

Your friendship is a gust of fresh air, Shiroko.

... DeRay, knock it off. I am serious. No. More. Pun.

Sigh.

Fine.

I'd rather you not try and punish me.

Good.

And if there is a pun in there, that will be Strike 3. Which isn't very good at all.

If I made a pun, will you punish me? Will I have to pay punitive damages? Or will you punch me? Or will you just try to get rid of me and give me a punt? For being such a punk?

I'm afraid we can't be friends and I can't trust you as the Student Council Vice President.

...Wat.

I've dealt with too many liars and frauds and sycophants. If you are pointlessly teasing me... While it might be shallow and petty of me...

I'm frankly exhausted from having to put up with bullshit from people.

So, if those are jokes, don't tell me. So I can't be mad at you, DeRay. ... Or would you prefer I call you Susan?

..You can call me Susan.

Alright, Susan.

And... to note, I don't call you by your last name out of callousness.

I was vaguelly aware of that.

Good.

But please. Don't do that after I just got through with some annoying harpy with a Chimeratech knockoff tacked onto a rather nice lockdown deck.

... Were your first duels this annoying, DeRay?

uhhh.

My first two opponents decked in counter cleaner.

Then my third used Last Day of the Witch.

I should be lucky I didn't get Grave of the Super Ancient Organism or something similar dropped on me. Or Light and Shadow Imprisoning Mirrors.

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