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... So, I just dueled a Wightmare that had an army of skeletons following me around.

And yet all I can wonder is how skeletons can drink coffee.

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... Very carefully.

... Why did an army of skeletons follow you around?

The Wightmare wanted me to buy skeleton repellent.

I didn't.

... wut.

Yes, my general reaction.

They tried to get out of some clause that would allow me to duel them to make them go away, as well.

I gave them the choice of either letting them duel me, or letting me break them and their army apart to the point where they won't find their own bones again.

... I'd of broken the bones down.

I like to give fair chances.

I guess there's something wrong with me then.

It's just my particular personality.

I see.

BY GETTING IT ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR AND MAKING ME MOP IT UP.

AND IT WASN'T NORMAL COFFEE EITHER, IT WAS BLUE EYES MOUNTAIN, GOOD SHIT.

... Oh, I guess I know now where they all went.

Sorry.

None of them tipped either.

That must be terrible.

Not as terrible as the guys who wanted to drink the coffee I mopped up.

... ... Aah... What.

It's expensive and I guess that's enough reason to want to drink it, bonemeal or no.

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