To those in North School:

[observershikou]

Your king, Adam Van der Aart, has currently been unresponsive for quite a few days in my room.

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[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

And? Sounds like nothing new.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's more the fact that I need someone from his school to take him.

The infirmary seems against doing so.

[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

Not touching him.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

May I ask why?

[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

No you may not. Disclosure agreements.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Alright.

Still, you don't need to touch him. I just need to know where to put him.

[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

Technically, you're not allowed to house him either.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Well then, it's a good thing that I'm trying to figure out where to put him, now isn't it?

Just tell me where.

[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

Incinerator. Technically, checking my own school's policy documents.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Ah... No, not going to do that. I'd rather not smell him when he's being cooked, as it were.

[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

Technically what the documents say. Not saying you have to, just that it's what the documents say.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

I'll be ignoring the documents, then, due to now knowing exactly what is on them. Not my responsibility.

Besides, that'd be technically murder, regardless. He's still breathing, as far as I can see.

I'd still like to know of a place to put him, though. Unless if you'd like me to locate you myself, and bring him.

[mossmanprophecy.livejournal.com]

Can't bring him to the sub.

[aaahrenmonsters.livejournal.com]

Aha, is that where he's been hidin'... All right, I'll be by for him soon.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks.

Though... He's technically not been hiding...

[aaahrenmonsters.livejournal.com]

True enough, true enough. He hasn't been moving, then? Out cold the whole time?

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

If he wasn't breathing, I'd pronounce him dead.

The worst part is that I'm not exaggerating.

[aaahrenmonsters.livejournal.com]

... Hm. I see.

I'll be headin' by soon, then. You're in that Blue dorm, right?

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

I would think so, yes.

...You're not going to throw him into an incinerator, right?

[aaahrenmonsters.livejournal.com]

All right, you're gonna have t' tell me which dorm's yours, then.

... He may deserve it, but no. What makes you think I would?

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

I could always just bring him to you.

Your principal, and his claims on school policies.

Honestly makes me glad that I didn't choose to go to the North School.

[aaahrenmonsters.livejournal.com]

Nah, 's'okay, I should do it. Wouldn't be fair to make you do th' work after you've been puttin' up with him.

He's makin' stuff up again...

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind, though. At the very least, I could probably carry him a lot easier than others would.

...I think my point does still stand, on that.

[aaahrenmonsters.livejournal.com]

Nah... He's our King, and he's been messin' you guys up, it seems... I'm not gonna be takin' him back to my room, that's for sure. Probably, th' King and I are gonna have a talk.

Hm, that's true.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

...You do realize that it's a bit impossible to have a "talk" with him. Right?